Crochet Penis Boxers

A few post back I spoke about a spunky grandma who told Cody & I about crochet boxer shorts… well her granddaughter sent an email to Cody with the best attachments EVER!  The only thing now between you seeing these fantastic Canadian boxer short is the below photo of Cody dancing with Grandma.  Behold the crochet boxer shorts {they are being worn by models... keep that in mind before you scroll down}!

Notice the pocket, it's big enough for a condom... Safety First!

 

A HOY! 

And this one is my favorite.  Could this be Cody's next anniversary gift?

I see a wiener! 

The Pantie Ripper & Golden Dick

I woke up Friday with a horrible sore throat that hurt to swallow {that’s what she said} and it’s slowly gotten worse each day.  I missed Monday & Wednesday of work but had to come in today because we’re relocating to a different floor, so I’ve had to pack 19 boxes while blowing my nose, itching my eyes, & sweating, it’s been so much fun… Before this horrible sickness took over my body I was able to have some fun over the weekend.  on Saturday we attended a fabulous wedding at St. Ann’s Catholic Church where Oscar & Rachel were joined as one.  it was a beautiful ceremony followed by a delicious dinner at Ouisie’s Table.  

There was tons of dancing,

 

"You make me wanna SHOUT!"

and yes Cody is dancing with a Grandma.  {We found that we’re a HUGE HiT with children & elders… basically people who don’t work!}  So this is probably the COOLEST Grandma ever, not only does she look like Sophia from the Golden Girls

She taught us how to say bad words in Polish & told us a very colorful story about crocheted boxer shorts with penises on them… yes, you read correctly, SHE told us this story, she took the photo to her GYM, again, you read correctly, where she tormented her more proper friend with the idea of purchasing them!  After her & Cody danced to their first song, Cody walked to sit her down, & she pulled him back… I want to be her *sigh*  I love her {I’m reminiscing about our time together}.  Moving on.  We sat at a table with our two good friends Joe & Jacque

Jacque is a bad influence, I shall quote her, “I was tipsy when we were in the restroom, but it’s wearing off… I think we need shots!”  of course I agreed, so we asked the bartender, Johnny, I think that was his name, if it’s not, it is for this story, what his favorite shot to make was, and he replied… the Pantie Ripper, yes, ripper, not drop, this shot rips your panties right off!  Here is how that went:
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That was a horribly strong shot… if I were texting you this story I would’ve typed, “OMG!”  I know there was Pineapple Rum as well as 2 other ingredients, I can’t find Johnny's recipe on the Internet, so if you ever go to Ouisie’s Table ask “Johnny” to make it for you… he’s in the background of the photos, he has blond hair, I'm sure you can find him! 

You should also order their martinis, they are FAB-U-LUS!  We tried the strawberry Martini which was garnished with a Basil leaf

And then we sampled the blueberry & pomegranate which were delightful as well!

We're defiantly going there again. 

We'd like to say CONGRATULATIONS OSCAR & RACHEL, your wedding was beautiful & your party was a BLAST!

After the wedding we conducted our own after hours party at Joe's apartment where Jacque made me a drink called "Golden Dick," yes, I consumed Pantie Rippers & a Golden Dick...  Sounds like a classy evening, doesn't it?  That's a whole other story, and if I could remember it, I'd tell you, believe me!

MORNiNG FROM...

On Fridays I bring breakfast in for my group... This morning I went to kolache factory, it was raining, there was traffic, it never stopped raining, etc... Well, this is my depiction of this morning's events:

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Bone Pleeeeeeeeease!

Cody & I brought a blue rubber bone back from Hawaii for Diesel as a souvenir.

He tried chewing it ONCE, but NEVER again showed interest, until Lashes fell in love with it!  Now he won't give it up....

Diesel: This bone is soooooo yummy!

Lashes: Um, brother... can I have a turn now?

Brother, seriously, it's my turn now, give it up 

 Okay, that's my arm... you have my arm...

I'll wait right here, it's a tad safer...

*sigh*  Okay, are you about done yet?  You're just smelling it, you KNOW what it smells like... 

This is RIDICULOUS!  I'M SO BOARD, OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH! 

Mom, are you going to do anything?  No, you're not, you're just going to take photos?  Awesome, simply Aces....

My turn now?  You're giving it to me?

Nope, false alarm.

GIVE IT TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! 

I SHALL FIGHT YOU FOR IT! 

NO, NOT AGAIN... I shall be victorious! 

Okay, minor set back... I'll just stay really close to it

Okay, okay, I'll sit over here 

Diesel: Never giving it up, nope, nope, nope...

Lashes: I'll slowly work my way towards it 

A little closer... 

Look over here, I'll let you smell my belly... 

GIVE IT TO ME! 

I'm going to go in there and get it myself! 

Well, that was a total wash, I'll take a nap now.

January 2012

January was an eye awaking month for me personally.  I learned a lot about myself & a lot about the people in my life.  I learned about forgiveness, forgiving, & when to walk away.  “Create in me a clean heart, God, and renew a right spirit within me.”  Psalm 51:10.  This month I discovered & mastered Pin Curls, tried out a few make-up tutorials, shopped, laughed, reinvented, organized, & changed direction in my life!   It was packed full of parties, family gathering, & Goal setting & CONQUERING!!  I can’t wait to see what the short month of February has in store for me, I hope it’s good!

iN LOViNG MEMORY-DiVA LOVE

One year ago today we loss our Diva Love Miles.

Her birthday was the same as Jeannie's, Nov. 12th. She was only 11 weeks and 1 day old when she passed away on Jan. 30th at around 10:30 am at the Barker Cypress Animal Clinic where she had been for the past 2 days hooked to an ivy because she had been dehydrated and had stopped eating.  We rescued Miss Diva from Furry Pals Rescue Organization, she had been dumped in a dumpster by a backyard breeder along with her mom and other siblings (People can be cruel and sick). This is where we believe she contracted her disease that eventually took her little life, trichomonas foetus, a parasite that is mostly common in cattle & cats that is contracted by drinking dirty water.

We 1st met Diva Love at Groomingdale's where we INSTANTLY fell in love with her, we brought her home that day, Jan. 21st, & she was spoiled immediately. 

Everything was pink; Her bed, her toys, her clothes, her collar, everything.

 
 

 

She lived up to her name too. She would let out a scream that I’ve never heard before when Diesel’s drool would fall on her tail, it was hilarious. She never walked, it was either run full speed ahead sideways, or hop like a bunny. All she wanted to do was either be in your lap

 or playing with Diesel

 
 

 

she was fearless & fabulous. She had one ear that she could stand up straight and the other would stay floppy, but in the mornings we called it her bed head ear because it would be flipped inside out and she would have this grumpy face as she looked up at you, she was not a morning person. When we would sleep at night, is when it was the cutest. She would either sleep across your neck like a Diva scarf or curled up, close as possible in your armpit.

 

One of her last nights with us she slept in between Jeannie’s legs under Diesel’s chin, such a great puppy. When we had to make the decision to lay her to rest, it really wasn’t a decision. The parasite started to affect her brain and she started having seizures.  When we got to the clinic they handed her to us, stating we could take as much time as needed, but the once little pug grunts and soft feminine breathing was now an eerie, horrible moan, it was the worse noise we’ve ever heard in our lives. We jumped right up and begged them to end her suffering, Jeannie gave her kisses while Cody pet her telling her how awesome she is and how much we love her as they gave her the medicine that closed her eyes and ended her suffering; the weirdest thing then happened, all the dogs in the back kennel that were for the most part quiet all started howling, it was like they knew her little energy left us. Even though we only had her for a short while, she made a big impact on our family. She got to play with her Aunt Susan, cousin Vinnie

 

Uncle Jay & Anthony
   Cousin Brianna & her Granny
 

her big brother, Diesel, & her parents.

She got to sleep in a bed, lounge on a couch, & eat homemade chicken soup that Jeannie cooked for her.

 

She was a great energy to have in our lives and it saddens me to know that she won’t be home when we arrive after work. We love you Diva Love, you will be missed, and we will visit your flower at Granny’s & Papa’s house where you can still bring a smile to our faces.