Showing posts with label Comic Show. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Comic Show. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Evil Avocado!

It’s been one of those days... It started off with me waking up late, trying to hurry but my feet and mind just were NOT allowing me to do so, my hair wouldn’t dry therefore it would not curl, I’m not tan so my makeup is too dark for my body {I ran out of my “white” makeup}, I couldn’t find my “feels like I’m still wearing PJs,” dress so I had to wear a different one {which turns out has TONS of static cling down the middle of the skirt part so it looks like I’m wearing a weird romper!}, to top it off, my sweet husband cooked me breakfast but as I stepped out of the truck holding the Styrofoam container which housed it, I apparently developed super human strength and crushed the lid causing it to open allowing my morning goodness to plummet to the parking garage floor… 
This is my reenactment of this morning’s events:

A little later on, our friend arrived to work and ended up parking next to us; when he saw Cody, he asked, “Why were there eggs & bacon beside your truck?”  SHUT UP JESSE!  GAH!

Thursday, March 15, 2012

Sleeping with the Miles

This is how I sleep almost every night...
I start out comfy, then horrifically hot, then freezing... It's an amazing dance our family puts me through!

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Good hair day/Bad Morning


My fabulous "sleep time," bun {"Sleep Time," because I wear my hair like this to bed} is due to my lack of time this morning because I had to pull an object from my dog's rectum... that is a sentence i should NEVER have say!
Click on the photo below to see a reenactment:


This is how Diesel got his nickname as "Clothes Monster."  As some of you know, we’re in the middle of training Diesel so we haven’t been giving him all the attention he’s used too… We think he's acting out to be noticed, good job, it worked!
In the comic you just watched, that was either a long toy or a shirt hanging from Diesel's butt, we won't find out until we get home from work tonight.

Thursday, February 16, 2012

The Pantie Ripper & Golden Dick

I woke up Friday with a horrible sore throat that hurt to swallow {that’s what she said} and it’s slowly gotten worse each day.  I missed Monday & Wednesday of work but had to come in today because we’re relocating to a different floor, so I’ve had to pack 19 boxes while blowing my nose, itching my eyes, & sweating, it’s been so much fun… Before this horrible sickness took over my body I was able to have some fun over the weekend.  on Saturday we attended a fabulous wedding at St. Ann’s Catholic Church where Oscar & Rachel were joined as one.  it was a beautiful ceremony followed by a delicious dinner at Ouisie’s Table.  
There was tons of dancing,
 
"You make me wanna SHOUT!"
and yes Cody is dancing with a Grandma{We found that we’re a HUGE HiT with children & elders… basically people who don’t work!}  So this is probably the COOLEST Grandma ever, not only does she look like Sophia from the Golden Girls
She taught us how to say bad words in Polish & told us a very colorful story about crocheted boxer shorts with penises on them… yes, you read correctly, SHE told us this story, she took the photo to her GYM, again, you read correctly, where she tormented her more proper friend with the idea of purchasing them!  After her & Cody danced to their first song, Cody walked to sit her down, & she pulled him back… I want to be her *sigh*  I love her {I’m reminiscing about our time together}.  Moving on.  We sat at a table with our two good friends Joe & Jacque
Jacque is a bad influence, I shall quote her, “I was tipsy when we were in the restroom, but it’s wearing off… I think we need shots!”  of course I agreed, so we asked the bartender, Johnny, I think that was his name, if it’s not, it is for this story, what his favorite shot to make was, and he replied… the Pantie Ripper, yes, ripper, not drop, this shot rips your panties right off!  Here is how that went:
{CLiCK TO WATCH}
That was a horribly strong shot… if I were texting you this story I would’ve typed, “OMG!”  I know there was Pineapple Rum as well as 2 other ingredients, I can’t find Johnny's recipe on the Internet, so if you ever go to Ouisie’s Table ask “Johnny” to make it for you… he’s in the background of the photos, he has blond hair, I'm sure you can find him! 
You should also order their martinis, they are FAB-U-LUS!  We tried the strawberry Martini which was garnished with a Basil leaf
And then we sampled the blueberry & pomegranate which were delightful as well!
We're defiantly going there again. 
We'd like to say CONGRATULATIONS OSCAR & RACHEL, your wedding was beautiful & your party was a BLAST!
After the wedding we conducted our own after hours party at Joe's apartment where Jacque made me a drink called "Golden Dick," yes, I consumed Pantie Rippers & a Golden Dick...  Sounds like a classy evening, doesn't it?  That's a whole other story, and if I could remember it, I'd tell you, believe me!

Friday, February 10, 2012

MORNiNG FROM...

On Fridays I bring breakfast in for my group... This morning I went to kolache factory, it was raining, there was traffic, it never stopped raining, etc... Well, this is my depiction of this morning's events:
{CLICK ON THE PHOTO TO WATCH}