COVERiNG the MiLES: February 2012

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Crochet Penis Boxers

A few post back I spoke about a spunky grandma who told Cody & I about crochet boxer shorts… well her granddaughter sent an email to Cody with the best attachments EVER! The only thing now between you seeing these fantastic Canadian boxer short is the below photo of Cody dancing with Grandma. Behold the crochet boxer shorts {they are being worn by models... keep that in mind before you scroll down}!

Notice the pocket, it's big enough for a condom... Safety First!

A HOY!

And this one is my favorite. Could this be Cody's next anniversary gift?

I see a wiener!

Thursday, February 16, 2012

The Pantie Ripper & Golden Dick

I woke up Friday with a horrible sore throat that hurt to swallow {that’s what she said} and it’s slowly gotten worse each day. I missed Monday & Wednesday of work but had to come in today because we’re relocating to a different floor, so I’ve had to pack 19 boxes while blowing my nose, itching my eyes, & sweating, it’s been so much fun… Before this horrible sickness took over my body I was able to have some fun over the weekend. on Saturday we attended a fabulous wedding at St. Ann’s Catholic Church where Oscar & Rachel were joined as one. it was a beautiful ceremony followed by a delicious dinner at Ouisie’s Table.

There was tons of dancing,

"You make me wanna SHOUT!"

and yes Cody is dancing with a Grandma. {We found that we’re a HUGE HiT with children & elders… basically people who don’t work!} So this is probably the COOLEST Grandma ever, not only does she look like Sophia from the Golden Girls

She taught us how to say bad words in Polish & told us a very colorful story about crocheted boxer shorts with penises on them… yes, you read correctly, SHE told us this story, she took the photo to her GYM, again, you read correctly, where she tormented her more proper friend with the idea of purchasing them! After her & Cody danced to their first song, Cody walked to sit her down, & she pulled him back… I want to be her *sigh* I love her {I’m reminiscing about our time together}. Moving on. We sat at a table with our two good friends Joe & Jacque

Jacque is a bad influence, I shall quote her, “I was tipsy when we were in the restroom, but it’s wearing off… I think we need shots!” of course I agreed, so we asked the bartender, Johnny, I think that was his name, if it’s not, it is for this story, what his favorite shot to make was, and he replied… the Pantie Ripper, yes, ripper, not drop, this shot rips your panties right off! Here is how that went:
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That was a horribly strong shot… if I were texting you this story I would’ve typed, “OMG!” I know there was Pineapple Rum as well as 2 other ingredients, I can’t find Johnny's recipe on the Internet, so if you ever go to Ouisie’s Table ask “Johnny” to make it for you… he’s in the background of the photos, he has blond hair, I'm sure you can find him!

You should also order their martinis, they are FAB-U-LUS! We tried the strawberry Martini which was garnished with a Basil leaf

And then we sampled the blueberry & pomegranate which were delightful as well!

We're defiantly going there again.

We'd like to say CONGRATULATIONS OSCAR & RACHEL, your wedding was beautiful & your party was a BLAST!

After the wedding we conducted our own after hours party at Joe's apartment where Jacque made me a drink called "Golden Dick," yes, I consumed Pantie Rippers & a Golden Dick... Sounds like a classy evening, doesn't it? That's a whole other story, and if I could remember it, I'd tell you, believe me!

Friday, February 10, 2012

MORNiNG FROM...

On Fridays I bring breakfast in for my group... This morning I went to kolache factory, it was raining, there was traffic, it never stopped raining, etc... Well, this is my depiction of this morning's events:

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